Funny Joke:- If You Were The Doctor, What Would You Do Next To Him?

Its Last day of the Year.. No dull moments for me and you and everyone here. Today will be thelast day of our Hardship, everything will sure fall in place come 2016 – AMENLets go straight to the Point,Read the Joke below:-Ofego was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived.Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house.Ofego screamed, "Those are my children going to school!"A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Ofego screamed, "That's my wife, she is late for work!" This time, the doctors were convinced Ofego was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains.Just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Ofego screamed,"YES! THAT'S ME GOING TO WORK!"The doctor fainted.. If you were the doctor, What would you do next to Ofego?Drop your Comments,

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